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I'm just your typical divorcee, grad student, single mother of two who wants to A) gripe about shit B) make people read it C) magically lose weight and pin down prince charming while doing it. I'm hysterical and melodramatic -- and you know you like it!

Rockstar fitness updates

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April 17th 2011:  Day 90
  • Began contract with my PunkAss self.  Starting stats (estimates because I refuse to look):  5'7" and about 160lbs, waist: 32", clothes: size 10-12.
  • weakest areas: abs, emotional eating, procrastination, melodrama.
April 24th 2011:  Day 83
  • So far, ups and downs getting used to the contract.  Yesterday, I indulged in melodrama and Easter eggs.  I never get restful sleep and show classic signs of clinical depression.  I don't need drugs, I need exercise and soul-soothing love and affection. Promises to myself for today:  stick to 3meal/2snack plan, hike 30mins, work on grant proposal due Thursday 3-4 hours, gym/hot tub around 8pm, minimize melodrama with love of my life at 10pm with a short walk/talk, asleep by midnight. Check in with progress before bed and plan for tomorrow.