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I'm just your typical divorcee, grad student, single mother of two who wants to A) gripe about shit B) make people read it C) magically lose weight and pin down prince charming while doing it. I'm hysterical and melodramatic -- and you know you like it!

Contract with my PunkAss self: April 17th 2011 8p.m.

Real Bodies

The Contract:

Exercise (everyday one of the following): 
                    1 hour bike (-350 cal) or
                    1 hour walk uphill (-350 cal) or
                    ½ hour lap swim (-200 cal) or
                    ½ hour elliptical (-350 cal) or
                    Plus basic weights 3 days/week
                    Plus crunches/push-ups/stretch each day
Time:           90 days = Saturday, July 16, 2011
Loss:           about 20 lbs = about 2 inches
Sleep:          minimum 5 hours each night
Housework:  
                    1 hour/day (includes bills or grocery shopping)
Kids:           ½ hour of personal attention per kid per day on work days

Schedule Monday – Friday:
Wake at 5am – sleep by 11pm (reading at 10:30pm)
Wake:  Blog/ breakfast until 6am * exercise until 7:30am * kids/me to school 9:30am * work 10am until 5pm with half-hour lunch (6.5 hours) Wed – Fri; Work 9am until 7pm (Mon/Tues) * house work 8-9pm * kid time b/w  5 and 8pm or 9 until 9:30pm * Saturday off, means free form * Sunday until 1pm outdoor fun then work until 6pm (visit the fam) * kill self punk rock style at end of every week

Signed:  @#$%^ PunkRockWarriorWoman *&%^$